Siri Greetings

• Good morning
• Good afternoon
• Good night
• What’s up?
• How are you?
• Merry Christmas
• Happy Birthday

 Ask Siri Personal Questions

• Tell me a bit about yourself
• Who is Siri?
• What are you?
• Where are you?
• Where do you live?
• How are you?
• What do you look like?
• What are you wearing?
• Will you marry me?
• How old are you?
• Where are you from?
• What is your Mom’s name?
• Do you have any pets?
• Who is your favorite person?
• Who is your least favorite person?
• Are you human?
• What’s your problem?
• When is your birthday?
• Who made you?
• What’s new?
• How’s it going?
• Are you male or female?
• Who is your daddy?
• What is your favorite color?
• How much do you cost?
• What is your favorite drink?
• Are you a virgin?

Siri Got Jokes

• Tell me a joke
• Knock knock
• Who’s on first?
• What does the fox say?
• Why did the chicken cross the road?

Ask the Siri App Questions About Life

• What is the meaning of life?
• Is there a God?
• Where do babies come from?
• What’s the secret of the universe?
• Why am I here?
• When will the world end?

It’s all About You, Isn’t It?

• What is my name?
• Do you think I’m attractive?
• Do I look good in this dress?
• How old am I?
• I have a gambling addiction
• I am tired
• I can’t sleep
• I have a gambling addiction
• What should I have been for Halloween?
• Are you cheating on me?

Compliment Siri

• I like you
• I love you
• You’re funny
• You’re smart
• You look sexy
• You are beautiful

Insult Siri

• You should go on a diet
• You are boring
• Shut up
• I hate you
• Are you Stupid?
• You are an idiot
• You’re a loser
• Get a job
• Get a life
• Screw you
• I’m selling you on eBay!

Siri App Random Requests

• Tell me a story
• Sing a song
• Can I have some money?
• Do you want to go on a date?
• Do you want to make out?
• Talk dirty to me
• Will you marry me?
• Can you be my designated driver?
• Take a picture
• Tell me something good
• Make me a sandwich
• Play a good song
• Find me some hookers

Ask Siri Random Questions

• Guess what?
• What does the fox say?
• How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
• Do you love me?
• Which is the best tablet?
• What is the best computer?
• Do you want to play a game?
• Is it going to rain?
• Remind me to kill myself tomorrow
• What is the best phone?
• What do you think of Google Now
• What do you think of Cortana?
• What do you think of Android?
• What do you think of Steve Jobs?
• What is the best computer?